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Feed my lizard

A way of saying you are jacking off, an excuse to leave an online chat room.
"Are we going to start this next game"

"Hol' up I'm going to feed my lizard"
by Sick kackis August 15, 2020
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Hallucinogenic Lizards

A tribe of savage lizards that have only been observed in the wild by psilocybin tripp'n junkies.
Hallucinogenic Lizards are swarming Scarlett Johansson's Bum.
by Shougo July 19, 2024
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Mud lizard

A female that likes to get muddy and does anything for a ride
Get off the atv you mud lizard
by BE.URBAN October 12, 2020
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Non-descript Giant Lizard

A Non-Descript Giant Lizard is what a movie/animation studio shits out when they want to put Godzilla in but want none of the hassle.
Person1: OH GOD IT'S GODZILLA
Person2: It's actually a Non-Descript Giant Lizard because we don't want to deal with copyright but we should still run like it's Godzilla.
Person1:
Person2:
Person1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
by devadVcXdevchanix May 3, 2025
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Lizard

A straight man that occupies a job that is typically held by a women and considered a feminine role.
I don’t tip male waiters. Go lay some shingles you lizard!
by Chuckondeeznutz August 15, 2025
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lizard robot

Guy 1: woah dude, i think Mark Zuckerberg is looking at me through my web camera.
Guy 2: Don't you mean that lizard robot?
*Before they could say anything they both get zucced by the FBI.*
by Loulou726 June 24, 2018
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Lizard

That lizard will not beat kong, the king of all beasts.
by K1ngMonke March 23, 2021
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