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Lord Matrix

He is the Ultimate Authority, the Library of Knowledge, the River of Purity, the Epitome of Judgement, the Alpha of Mankind. In a nutshell, he is the Lord of Everything.
His vigorous Wrath is capable of shattering the Will and Spirit of the Lord of Deities, Indra, forcing him to bow down to his already trembling knees, begging for mercy.

His unconditional mercy and generosity is protecting and improving the worthless lives of Mankind, which is on the brink of falling deeper into the damnations. Mankind should be thankful to be alive along with the Lord who is in a Human Disguise blessing all of us fragile and worthless beings.
Each and every praise offered to our Lord can never out list the infinitely long list of qualities our Lord possesses, hence, making Him, “The Real Meaning of Perfection”.
The Lord is the sole Alpha Male of all the Females existing in the world. Every Human Male married to the Female is considered a Beta Male as the Lord mercifully offers and entrusts the Female to the Human Male.
Lord Matrix: "A fire truck is actually a water truck"
Mankind: *Masturbates in tears of joy*
by Skyfather Indra December 29, 2021
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lord infinitum

Lord Infinitum is a hand picked guard of goddess Muthusala.
"Make way for goddess Muthusala and Lord Infinitum!"
by Lord Infinitum May 25, 2020
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Loaf Lord

Loaf Lord is a category of people originating from discord. To have someone be a Loaf Lord means they are a leader of a discord community though not just any leader. Loaf Lord's are usually very lenient and who really loves memes.
"Dude our Loaf Lord is accually hilarious"
by Epic989 May 4, 2018
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Lord Of Karens

She's the Lord of Karen's. She will kill the manager. To kill her, you will need:
1. Shrek's Secret Sauce
2. Trump's Toenail
3. Hair of a oompa loompa
4. Blade of the faggots
5. Milk of Dad
6. Gamer Girl bath water.
She is the ruler of Karen's. She is the Queen of them all. She is the toughest one out there. She kills managers for a living. Lord Of Karens
by TheChadMaster March 19, 2020
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Lord Eg

An all powerful god of EGS UNITED. The strongest (by far) group in BREAKFASTS UNITED
Oh my!! Lord Eg is coming to the meeting today! We better get ready..
by Lord Eg March 29, 2021
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Hot Lords

Variation of “good lord” or “good god
“I must be so careful with this very heavy and fragile...

—oh, Hot Lords!”

-D. Struechtiv
by Nekomesha June 4, 2018
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poo lord

the god of gods, the creator of space jam and time, massive shlong btw
poo lord is da best
by poo lord January 19, 2021
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