by nothrrealdad June 20, 2024
Get the ditch lizardmug. When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name
Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?
Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*
Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?
Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched
Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*
Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?
Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched
by Phlip_side September 12, 2018
Get the Mental Ding-Dong-Ditchmug. Female name for a dirty vagina that swallows men while never to be seen again. Many foreign objects can be found in that stick ditch such as lint, car keys, lighters etc.
That girl Colleen has a real dirty stick ditch. Has anyone heard from Larry!? The last time he was seen was entering the infamous stick ditch
by Stick ditch April 22, 2018
Get the stick ditchmug. Running up to your s/o at full tilt, slipping a single finger in for a second then running away while laughing maniacally
by TechTalos July 30, 2021
Get the Ding-dong Ditchmug. A term used to describe a woman’s vagina who wipes back to front. The distribution of shit particles in the vagina reclassify it as a poop ditch.
by Bush rattler August 24, 2023
Get the Poop ditchmug. by TSmartGuy November 18, 2021
Get the Ditch Dickmug. Where one defecates, puts the feces into a condom and proceeds to freeze it. After some time, one grabs said feces and proceeds to insert it onto a door handle, thus removing the condom to ensure the individual pursing the act is completely free of feces. After that, a blowtorch is required to thaw out the feces so that when an individual instinctively grabs the door handle, their hand is covered in dirty shit
by Rahmaglano October 30, 2021
Get the Alaskan ditchmug.