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coconut boy

The masculine version of the 00s coconut girl aesthetic made popular via TikTok in summer 2021. A coconut boy has a deep unshakeable inner chill and is seen in, on, or near water for much of the year. He loves his mom, convenience stores, novelty, democracy and never smiles in photos but is the first to cry during Toy Story 3. Has signature accessories that he wears daily. Frequently friendzoned but always ends up with hotties. Can communicate telepathically with most animals. A really great guy to have in your corner
A: How was the club with that coconut boy last night
B: They wouldn't let us in because his vintage 80s t-shirt and swishy pants "didn't fit the club's image" or something
A: Bummer
by domina-horchata November 6, 2022
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Coconut Malled

is when someone actually just get trolled by a man who earrapes you with coconut while in a mall
" YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLEDDDD. SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO LITERALLY COCONUT MALLED THEM.
by Marcopion November 20, 2022
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Coconut Malled

is when someone actually got trolled by a man riding in a wii sportscar and earrapes you with coconut while in a mall
" YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED. SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO LITERALLY COCONUT MALLED THEM
by Marcopion November 20, 2022
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Coconut Creampie

When you ejaculate in someone then continue to spinkle your dandruff on them.
You want to try a coconut creampie tonight?
by Pikapos May 3, 2022
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Dirty coconut

To eat the public hair of one's partner. Usually as part of an intimate encounter though not strictly so.
No, I don't need a wax; hubby had dirty coconuts so I'm smooth as a veal cutlet!
by TheRedRaven May 27, 2022
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coconut marshmallow

A shaved vagina with the hair stubble starting to grow back
She was clean shaver a couple weeks ago but now its a coconut marshmallow.
by Hawaiian Friday May 29, 2022
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pineapple and coconuts

A woman with a very big juicy shaped ass and two very nice luscious titties.
Check out that beauty over there! Plenty of pineapple and coconuts to enjoy on her!
by njoymentz December 17, 2021
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