Burnt Boner

When yo wake up in the morning with a boner and hop in the shower with the hot water on and burn your knob.

"Dude how did you sleep"
" Good but I woke up and got a burnt boner"

by NON-FOREVER ALONe :-D May 21, 2016

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Burnt

When you're so salty over something that you have a full-thickness chemical burn all over and you just refuse to deal with the situation at all

Emily: I'm surprised Jasmine isn't super excited about getting lunch with you considering you never took her on that date.
Briggs: I mean I only asked Juliana because Jasmine declined first. She's prolly just burnt since Juliana and I got half-priced apps.

by BriggsBriggs April 26, 2022

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burnt rashers

When rashers are black.

It's never a good idea to put burnt rashers in the air fryer.

by Debskelly1985 April 9, 2023

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burnt book

Old fart
Refering to a downer
Party pooper

"What a burnt book"
"Johns being such a burnt book"

by Master of the urban April 12, 2016

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Burnt Hotdog

When you use heat on your dick using a curling iron and shove it in a girls mouth.

Yeah me and my girl wanted something to heat up the mood so we decided to try a burnt hotdog.

by MrDrakkar October 27, 2019

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Burnt Toastian

A person who has experienced Burnt Toast (REALLY REALLY REALLY HIGH) and joined the rankings of the Burn Toastians

Guy1: DAYUM man I smoked soooo much of that beautiful kush I barely remember anything! all I know is I was passed out with a tube of toothpaste in hand and what looked like an attempt to make a castle out of tooth pics using the toothpaste as glue.... looked more like a whole blob of tooth paste and a fuck ton of tooth pics on the floor and ceiling of my bathroom....

Guy2: Ohhh shit mahn, you were Burnt Tost hahahah, welcome to the ranks of the Burnt Toastians haha!

by An OG Burnt toastian May 5, 2013

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