Bird ringer

A person who stalks areas women tend to congregate under the pretense of researching local bird populations. Said person then catches and 'rings' as many females (birds) as possible. Ringing being the act of slipping a lubed up finger into their anus, at least two knuckles must enter for it to be classed as a successful ring.
We have recently finished compiling our 2020 ringing totals, and despite the lockdown, and the subsequent challenges and changes that followed, bird ringers researching our local populations in the area managed to catch and ring just over 5000 birds during the year. This is similar to many recent years, although down on the 8000+ ringed during the bumper year in 2019.
by Fishy Fenny January 18, 2021
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jaying the bird

1. Being active in Rob Henrys AP Lang class.

2. Doing Rob Henry's Busy Work
Zac asked what the agenda was in Henrys class today, and Conor and Dave's response was always "jaying the bird"

The only thing we ever do in Henrys class is jay the bird
by Vince Macintosh April 14, 2011
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Bird Index

When a male is faced with the question of the average rating (out of 10) of as many females he can see at a certain location or a given time.

The index is calculated = number of females / total score
GM: What's the bird index like down there?

Matt: Ow, its a solid 7.

(meaning the average rating out of 10 of all available females seen at one time is 7)
by gmach February 13, 2012
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Nehme Bird

A rare species of bird commonly found at High School Track meets and spanish Lip Syncs.
by Chizzle for hizzle October 26, 2010
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chipping bird

A very rare bird from the Amazon that needs to be rubbed 4 times a day.
That's a chipping bird!
by thatstheticket December 06, 2010
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bird brain

Somebody who is saying very stupid dumb things and is always getting you confused because they don’t make sense
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Squirting the bird

Sending a transmission (squirting), usually a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird).
Hurry up! We only have 30 seconds until we start squirting the bird.
by Scary Cary February 02, 2009
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