contact depression

talking or being around some one so depressed you your self get depressed
melanie: im so depressed from life, it's just pointless to go on i can't stand it.

everyone within 5 feet of her : THANKS FOR GIVING US A CONTACT DEPRESSION NOW WE NEED TO GO FIND SUMTHING TO CHEER US UP
by Vash Maverick April 27, 2010
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roisa depression

a diagnosis for people suffering from a lack of sleep, happiness, and motivation after witnessing the horrors the precious roisa ship has gone through
after seeing what the jane the virgin writers did to break up rose and luisa AGAIN, i was suffering from some serious roisa depression
by apple1029384756 February 07, 2018
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Depression Dick

When you get too depressed to jerk off. Usually used when someone regularly jerks off.
Guy 1: "Did you jerk off last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I had depression dick."
by NotARealPerson2 December 07, 2018
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depression bath

Sitting in a tub of boiling hot water for long periods of time to practice burning in hell.
Eugene sat in the depression bath for 3 hours and didn't move.
by angela larochelle October 11, 2017
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Dick depressed

When a girl is depressed about the lack of dick in her life
Girl: I need to get laid It's been a while

Other girl: your dick depressed
by Madddie_t August 21, 2016
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Depression Episode

Saddness, tears... when someone asks you whats wrong you say "i don't know" because you don't know what is wrong. you feel empty and depressed.
haley: hey whats wrong?

you: idk I'm just having another depression episode
by lilkoii March 06, 2018
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Temporary Depression

When you just feel like shit after realizing your life situation. This temporary depression will last for various amount of time depending on your case. Symptoms can include suicidal thoughts, light-headedness and headaches.

Ways to recover from temporary depression:

1. Look at your waifu or husbando
2. Remembering that depressed/ anti-social people need to stick together
Dude: You good?
Other Dude: Yea, but I was just in temporary depression.
Dude: How did you get over it?
Other Dude: I just looked at my waifu. Damn she's hot.
Dude: Nice
by HWAHman October 02, 2019
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