Dead On Jones

When a person dies from a drug overdose.

Person A: "Clifford, he dead on jones."

Person B: "What?"

Person A: "He died of a drug overdose."

Person B: "Nooo!!!!!"

by LordBoy April 2, 2013

Dead Fart

The gas caused by a dead deer who has been decomposing for 10 plus hours, which hisses gas out of its asshole as you drag it along the sidewalk

The deer was dead farting as we dragged it along the sidewalk in front of the tree hugger

by Mildy Flaccid October 28, 2018

joke dead

1. when somebody takes too long to tell a joke
2. when somebody leaves out a pivotal part of the joke, therefore makes no sense
3. when somebody tries to crack a joke, but fails to give a smooth delivery

joke teller: "(insert beginning of joke here)... and then, and then, shoot, lemme think about this for a second...."
friend: (shakes head in disappointment) "joke dead"

friend 1: "ew, stephanie pratt is such a s u next tuesday."
friend2 : "don't you mean C u next tuesday?"
friend 3: "yup, joke dead."

joke teller: "why did the chicken cross the ro... ro... (SNEEZE)"
joke receiver: "ew, joke dead."

by hotspot0309 January 9, 2010

Dead Clocking

Killing time.

Im at the house Dead Clocking until my girlfriend gets off work.

by Sirius. June 20, 2011

Dead kilp

word used to describe a failed troll

He tried to troll me, but hes a dead kilp now.

by Iateyou March 26, 2013

Dead Pixel

A pixel on an LCD screen that stays a single bright colour irrespective of the surrounding background. Can be at least partly toned out by stroking the relevant area of the screen.

There were a couple of dead pixels on my screen last night.

by Fearman November 25, 2007

dead issue

something that does not matter any more

A: are still mad at me about smoking?
B: no, that's a dead issue now.

by TheOmidM April 1, 2016