Dead youth

A person who acts like he’s 70 in his 20s.

He’s a right Dead youth him stays locked up wanking in his room.

by DarcyCampbell September 21, 2018

Dead On Jones

When a person dies from a drug overdose.

Person A: "Clifford, he dead on jones."

Person B: "What?"

Person A: "He died of a drug overdose."

Person B: "Nooo!!!!!"

by LordBoy April 2, 2013

brazil dead

When something is unquestionably dead. If you've been on LiveLeak, you'll understand.

It wasn't just dead, it was Brazil Dead.

by brazildead June 14, 2018

joke dead

1. when somebody takes too long to tell a joke
2. when somebody leaves out a pivotal part of the joke, therefore makes no sense
3. when somebody tries to crack a joke, but fails to give a smooth delivery

joke teller: "(insert beginning of joke here)... and then, and then, shoot, lemme think about this for a second...."
friend: (shakes head in disappointment) "joke dead"

friend 1: "ew, stephanie pratt is such a s u next tuesday."
friend2 : "don't you mean C u next tuesday?"
friend 3: "yup, joke dead."

joke teller: "why did the chicken cross the ro... ro... (SNEEZE)"
joke receiver: "ew, joke dead."

by hotspot0309 January 9, 2010

Dead Clocking

Killing time.

Im at the house Dead Clocking until my girlfriend gets off work.

by Sirius. June 20, 2011

Generation Dead

Generation Dead is a young adult romance/supernatural novel by Daniel Waters. I follows a girl named Phoebe and her best friends, Margi and Adam, whose world has been left baffled by a strange phenomenon...dead teenagers not staying dead. For reasons unknown, a small number of the teenage dead are returning to 'life'. They lack a heartbeat and all other traditional life-signs, but are capable of thought, movement and speech (to varying extents). They are widely feared by the living, despite the fact that they do not present a threat, but Phoebe finds herself attracted to Tommy Williams, one of the "living impaired" teens at her school.

Did you read Generation Dead? I thought that it portrayed issues of prejudice in modern day society very well.

by stinkemrpink March 27, 2011

Dead kilp

word used to describe a failed troll

He tried to troll me, but hes a dead kilp now.

by Iateyou March 26, 2013