ESPN Team

A team, characterized by a flashy offense, high profile coach, and at least one star, that receives an excess of media attention, specifically on ESPN. This team, due to its insane amount of coverage, is highly conducive to bandwagon fans.

Bro 1- Have you realized that the new Lane Kiffen USC Trojans don't have anymore fans?
Bro 2- Yeah, that's because without Matt Leinhart, Reggie Bush, and Pete Carrol they aren't an ESPN Team.

by ktooland October 31, 2010

YouTube Team

The worst support team ever in the world. They have been brainwashed by Susan Wojcicki, and are people who demonetize and make nonsense against YouTubers.

Person #1: Who is oppressing our freedom on YouTube?

Person #2: YouTube Team and Susan Wojcicki.

Person #1: Why?

Person #2: Because they are people who demonetize and make nonsense against YouTubers.

by TailzYT March 4, 2020

Team Mom

That one teammate that seems to have a positive attitude at all times not matter how bad you’re playing. Always supportive and never shuts up on the field.

Teammate: “Good try! You got it next time!”
Player: “she’s such a team mom”

by theman9000 August 17, 2018

team hoe

A hoe that is for the team, she may flip from team member to team member and fuck with several team members at once, she gets thrown through the squad like Joe Montana. Never cuff a team hoe

Person 1: Yo' bro remember lil shawty i was fucking with the other week?

Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Yeah I had to quarterback pass her to one my boys she ended up being a team hoe.

by Ken STZY July 4, 2017

TEAM HANGAGE

A GROUP OF WOMEN WHO LIKE BIG OL DICKS.. NO HANGAGE NO BUENO

AOWW HERE COME TEAM HANGAGE.. GO MEAT

by SGT HANGAGE August 3, 2011

Team killer

A person who kills his/her team mates.

*Player 2 shoots Player 1*
Announcer: TEAM KILLER!
Player 1: omg noob TK'er gtfo!!!

by ownageeeeee333 October 16, 2011

Team Dump

When two guys both have to drop a deuce, so they awkwardly sit in two neighboring stalls.

"I gotta lay a shit"
"Me too lets take a team dump"

"My principle and I took a team dump today. It was so awkward.

by Hugh G. Rection is a boss October 31, 2010