The payment made by men, in which a man voluntarily submits to giving a piece of food/candy/drink/ whatever he has on/infront/beside him, to his spouse.
Max tax is always:
1. Non-financial in nature, and/or
2. Intrinsically associated with relationships/ marriage/ situationships, and/or
3. Contains zero calories, and
4. Initiated by the spouse.
And not to be confused by Tax Man.
Max tax is always:
1. Non-financial in nature, and/or
2. Intrinsically associated with relationships/ marriage/ situationships, and/or
3. Contains zero calories, and
4. Initiated by the spouse.
And not to be confused by Tax Man.
1. Time to pay your Man Tax! *Continues to eat the man's fries.*
2. I know I have to pay Man Tax, to I order extra fries.
2. I know I have to pay Man Tax, to I order extra fries.
by Man Tax June 7, 2022
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The common tax imposed upon all stoners careless enough to lend someone a lighter. It is often imposed by the scab of the group who is either too young or too right with his money to buy his own lighter.
That scabby bastard stole my lighter again, that's second time this week he's taken the 'lighter tax'.
by 9" nanny July 23, 2016
Get the Lighter tax mug.A disaster. These taxes are the worst taxes in the entire world. That’s why everyone never pay them.
American: Hey Mario have you paid taxes
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!
by UnGenio January 30, 2020
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Get the tax rich mug.Proper social etiquette among parrots is to eat all meals with their flock. "Bird tax" is the portion of every meal eaten within earshot of your parrot. It must be paid to your parrot at the start of said meal as reimbursement for removing your parrot from the wild, or else it will be forcibly collected.*
*Also applies to some budgies and other household birds; this bird law sometimes extends to wild birds living near restaurants and picnic sites, though the legality/enforceability in those situations is questionable.
*Also applies to some budgies and other household birds; this bird law sometimes extends to wild birds living near restaurants and picnic sites, though the legality/enforceability in those situations is questionable.
"Your bird just stole a piece of my blueberry waffle!"
"Don't be rude! My bird doesn't steal! She collects bird tax. Everyone who eats in our home is considered flock and must pay bird tax."
"Why?"
"It's bird law."
Bird "Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now." (Squawk translation).
"Don't be rude! My bird doesn't steal! She collects bird tax. Everyone who eats in our home is considered flock and must pay bird tax."
"Why?"
"It's bird law."
Bird "Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now." (Squawk translation).
by Mother_of_Dragon December 19, 2022
Get the Bird Tax mug.Today I saw the tax man behind me with his lights on to let me know o was due to pay the speeding tax.
by Put your finger in my stoma September 29, 2023
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