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Gorilla Tactics

(Not to be confused with Guerillia Tactics)

Gorilla Warfare is a form of irregular warfare in which small groups of big, strong alpha males, run at the enemy forces from multiple sides while wearing furry costumes (preferably ones that resemble gorillas). As they run towards the enemy, they will start throwing bananas at them and scream as loud as they can.

The Idea behind this tactic is to confuse and disorganize the enemy lines before the main attack, so that the army can easily kill them off.
"Sir, I believe we need to use Gorilla Tactics here"
by Darth_Nox May 19, 2022
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Tactical Harpooning

The act of pretending a fat high school student who identifies as a gamer is a whale and proceeding to chuck harpoons at them. Seen as a sport by harpoon enthusiasts.
“Look, it’s Ryan!”
“He’s pretty fat, and he’s a gamer!”
You know what that means!”
*Takes out harpoons*
“Let’s play Tactical Harpooning!”
by gamerman November 5, 2019
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all team tactics

We're against aT x (All Team Tactics) again wow we've lost
by RM I Kangaroo May 17, 2017
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Tactical Thursday

a tactical thursday is when u take a day off school preferably a thursday, cause to be honest who wants to go to school on a thursday, this reference works for any day to, just put tactical infront of the day
Steve: yo bro you hear there’s a test tomorrow

Josh: fuck that shit bro, i’m taking a tactical thursday
Steve: that’s my boy
by Miinxto August 4, 2021
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Tactical Squadron Alpha

A squadron in KOG, that is reserved for people who have this thing called "common sense" and knows how to pull a trigger against QSO, also in other words: Doesn't have a skill issue."
OMG, TACTICAL SQUADRON ALPHA KNOCC OFF!11!
by ArcherDooser/Roo October 31, 2023
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Smear tactics

When a woman rubs her wet vagina all over her lovers face to entice them for sex.
Miss Joanne used smear tactics to get her man to give her falacio.
by E-man June 21, 2016
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Tactical circumcision

When you're cold and your mate decides to donate his foreskin for you to wear as a vest.
I can't believe I forgot my hoodie yesterday. Thank god Wilfred gave himself a tactical circumcision for me.
by Stretchy Foreskin November 5, 2021
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