Taong ombuds

Prior to this definition: "taong ombuds" didn't really didn't made any sense, due to the lack of direct translation of "Ombudsman" (origin has Old Norse/Scandinavian roots) in Tagalog

1. noun, Singular
A rare, and new kind of Ombudsman of The Republic of The Philippines. This type of ombudsman does a 180° turn in a silly manner and deliberately goes against the primary mandate of his/her office. At first it looks like it's a joke of some sorts, but the fuckin clown is serious.

2. noun Singular
Someone who has one job, but spectacularly fails to do it

Bongga Go: Isa kang taong ombuds.
Sammy: Ano yun?
Bongga Go: Edi wala kang silbi.

Secretary ni Sammy: Malapit na ang bertdey ng taong ombuds.
Officemate ni Sammy: Madaming clown shoes sa Shopee. Yun na lang pa-bertdey natin sa kanya

by Noynoying2012 September 28, 2020

Thingaling

A temporary noun for use given to tangible or non-tangible, entities, articles, or objects that are real and truly exist, but have not yet been assigned a dedicated noun for use by the Shadow International High Commission on the English Language (SIHCEL)

The commonly used noun, 'thing', is the shortened form of 'thingaling'. In legal, formal, elite, and academic styles, of English, 'thingaling' is used, as opposed the usage of 'thing' by the uneducated, denegerate, lowly working class

That thingaling in my head is keeping me up at nights, distracting me from work, and filling me with stress and visceral fats

Will Ferrell Shakespeare, a 16th century English author, playwright, and all-round boffin, now dead, was the author of the comprehensive treatise on romance and general sociology, still in reference by the boffin community of today, entitled Much Ado About Nothingaling

I ate somethingaling at the corner Mexican restaurant last night, and I can't remember what, but I shat my bed and I'll be spending the week at your apartment

by SecGen-TopBoff-SIHCEL October 6, 2021

twang-thang

rockin' out
chillen
kicking ass
being awesome
mackin'

hey what's up?
nothing, just doing my twang-thang

by frenchIV April 18, 2010

greatest thing since sliced bread

Basically the greatest thing of all time.

That's the greatest thing since sliced bread.

by Ifyoudontknownowyaknow May 13, 2016

Beat Thing

Often used between teenage male friend groups. Slang for someone who’s “ugly” or not desirable. Not worth it. Can also be called “Beat ting”, often used by boys when describing girls they don’t find attractive. Would not date or hu with unless really desperate. Could be used when describing someone really rude or obnoxious.

“She’s a beat thing”

by Facts🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ January 24, 2019

Man Thing

A commonly used insult in Resident Evil. It basically means man, but it sounds more insulting.

Ethan: *st@bs Alcinas daughters and collects their c0rpses*
Alcina: UGH, STUPID MAN THING!

by a stupid duck May 5, 2022

the clapping thing

Both an ideological movement and physical process created by Pharaoh (not to be mistaken with Playerhata)

"Yeah dude, as soon as he got killed, he did the clapping thing."

"Didn't Playerhata start that?"

"No, it was Pharaoh's idea."

by Mr. Gach February 8, 2013