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Lunar Vegan

A type of vegan that only eats fruits and vegetables picked during a full moon. Principly from California.
Dude WTF I've got this vegan at table 12 that can't eat any nightshades and only eats veggies picked on a full Moon.... the Bitch is a Lunar Vegan!
by Vulgarvernacular January 22, 2017
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that vegan teacher

a braindead vegan who makes countless attempts to forcing you to be vegan. she also makes bad comparisons. for example, she tries to compare a gay person being bullied to the making of a steak as dacept explains that said bad comparison.
bill: have you seen that vegan teacher's mcdonald's tiktok?
jim: yeah, if only she knew that is not how the world works.
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Vegan booty

That lady who sells nude photos in the name of animal activism and raising awareness of not eating animals or supporting businesses who sell animal products like leather or fur. She educates people by abusing them and wears her menstrual blood to raise awareness.
Vegan booty is my hero
I have my period so I will protest Like Vegan booty
by Miss.good.vibes May 9, 2023
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Vegan Lunch

When you fall or trip and your face lands in grass. Alternatively being served a "Vegan Lunch" when one gets pushed over.
"Tripped up on a sausage and ended up eating a vegan lunch."

"I hated this sausage munching burger gulper so much I gave him a vegan lunch."
by mussy_pagnet October 15, 2021
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Vegan Heroin

Vegan Heroin is a new term for the mitragyna speciosa plant, aka - kratom. It is most commonly consumed as a tea. Due to its popular use within the "kava community" a community rich with hippies and vegans, this word has been used by several people in casual conversation and it is now being used as the name of a website and in conjunction with a social media page. Sometimes, the word is also used to describe kava.
Last night we drove down to the blueberry patch and chilled out with a bunch of hippies sipping on vegan heroin. Philosophical debates and hair dreading ensued.
by MuddyHippie February 13, 2020
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vegan potluck

Formal name for a lesbian orgy. Participants usually are encouraged to bring sex toys, but men are not permitted, since "no meat" is allowed.
Sorry man, but you can't come to Jessica's vegan potluck.
by TRF012 September 18, 2009
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sexy vegan

a person who acts like a prick and Is vegan while also not being sexy. Usually, this person is a gay guy with a bunch of weird tattoos.
by dying slowly334 April 14, 2020
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