road titties

Road Titties, are dome shaped objects that are used as physical road markers, used to manage HOV lanes without damaging vehicle paint; as well as to aggressively discourage changing lanes at an accelerated speed.

if you change lanes now, these road titties will demolish your suspension!

by ChameleonicX October 11, 2019

road dookie

Someone so ugly or torn up, they look like a huge pile of dookie on the side of the road!

Ooo bruh, I saw Turquois'e today and she be lookin like Road Dookie!

by Ph@l@nge October 24, 2017

Road Hoagie

Another word for road kill or street meat.

Friend 1: Wow, did you see that dead animal on the side of the road?

Friend 2: You mean the road hoagie?

by Road Hoagie November 26, 2017

Road bev

An alcoholic beverage that is consumed on the journey from pre drinks to an event.

Let's all grab a road bev and head to the club.

by Lad1234321 February 20, 2017

Lay road

To engage in sexual conduct at a farming premises

Paddy went to the farm for the weekend to lay road with his bare hands

by 357Christmasxhris December 30, 2016

Road Rape

The act of cycling for long periods of time over poorly kept roads, where the surface causes significant bruising to your body, particularly your genitals.

My body is destroyed, I've been completely Road Raped.

Trust me the road surface was shit; I'm not sure how to describe the feeling of having your pelvis destroyed over the course of 4 hours other than feeling Road Raped.

by idontcycle October 20, 2019

Road Face

A racial slur towards Chinese people used by black people. Roads are flat and beat tf up like A china’man face. I herd the phase originated from Phoenix Az, during an argument between an Chinese man and a Negro man. The Chinese man called the black man a nigger and the black man called the Chinese man “Road face” because the Chinese man face was flat and beat the fxck up like the road.

Yo china’man why you always talking some bullshit with yo Road face ass...

by LewDGreat January 5, 2021