pressed ass bitch

A pressed ass bitch is a girl who keeps texting or posting her ex who is now your boyfriend and she already has a boyfriend buhh wants all your attention so you can pop her dead in her shit🤣💯
Kayla your really being a pressed ass bitch because you keep texting and posting jaydas boyfriend
by Mindyours.com February 20, 2019
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Hydraulic Pressing

The process a gay man, who’s penis is skinnier than his partner, pushing his penis into his partners foreskin and fitting inside it.
You should’ve seen it, I stuck my penis into Jerry’s foreskin and it looked like a hydraulic pressing!”
by Nig Bigger January 26, 2025
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Putting on the press

When you are at the bar trying to pick up.

Based on the (FCP) Full Court Press in basketball.

If they go to the dance floor... you go to the dance floor. If they go to the bar... you go to the bar. If they go to the washroom...you wait outside the washroom. In theory, if you're the only person they've seen all night, you are their only option at the end of the night.
I'm putting on the press tonight.

Last night she was putting on the press.
by S Poppy July 11, 2020
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Press Bait

Let's press bait at mine before we go out on the gash hunt
by jammyd01 April 12, 2012
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Press

To press someone it means you like someone and you're doing everything you can to get that person's attention and to get into relationship with that person.
Damm bruh she looking hella fine and she trying to press me . I can tell she wants to have sex with me.
by shydemon69 December 11, 2023
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pressed as fuck

Blinded by stupidity to the point where your unintelligence shows to everyone around you.
Person 1: People who call you Schrödinger's Douchebag as a defense are stupid
Person 2: You're pressed as fuck lol
by THEWHITEBOY503 August 4, 2020
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Santa Barbara News-Press

The Santa Barbara News-Press was a broadsheet newspaper based in Santa Barbara, California. It was founded in 1868 as the Post and merged with the rival News to form the News-Press in 1932.
On July 21, 2023, the Santa Barbara News-Press' owner, Ampersand Publishing LLC, filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy liquidation. The July 21 edition of the paper was the last as Wendy McCaw said all of the jobs were eliminated and the paper had no money to issue final paychecks.
by Wendysfg August 28, 2023
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