Moose Potato

When one farts in a car while at a car wash. The driver can therefore NOT roll down windows and a moment of extreme panic is present.
by Ricer slicer March 16, 2010
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The potato god

The potato god is a god of the potatoes and shall be respected where ever she is.
Person A: I don't like potatoes

Person B: Ruh to craggy, The potato god will punish you now!
by XxPotato woahxX May 22, 2020
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Potato Thumb

A potato thumb is a person you can't decipher whether they look like a potato or a thumb. Someone who's very existence annoys you, because you just cant put you finger (or thumb) on what object they most resemble. You can't be friends or date a potato thumb without the constant need to address the resemblance making them completely undesirable.
I don't know if Beto is ugly or just a potato thumb.

There's nothing worse than a potato thumb trying to hit on me at the club.

Why is your potato thumb ass still talking?
by Ydnim November 12, 2018
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horse potatoes

"So you're sorry, eh? Well, I say it's a load of horse potatoes. You don't mean it!"
by waynekotke March 21, 2016
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cum potato

someone who talks about sex and etc. so much that you want to rip their head off.
don: josh is such a cum potato! he is always talking about sex! he practically lives and breathes the shit.
by FunnyTsunny August 18, 2015
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Potato Religion

Wow His Religion Is Potato Religion?
by Potato_God999 May 11, 2020
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