oscar mayer weiner

What everyone on those commercials for Oscar Mayer would really love to be

Those people on the commercial wanna be oscar mayer weiners? WTF?

by Like I'm Gonna Tell You! October 05, 2006

Oscar M:Clean Version

Oscar M is such a handsome young man, can get any girl he wants, so fine looking, good looking, gorgeous and pulchritudinous, all of his friends like him and is the smartest, he is so kittenish, coquettish.

God you're such and Oscar M:Clean Version, Boy replies: "thank you omg i feel so good and confident now"

by A Handsome Wise Man November 16, 2020

Oscar de vagina

When you vomit on vagina lips. While you are tasting her and she farts while you are down on her.

When you go down to eat your partners vagina, and she farts while you're down there, you throw up on top of her vagina lips making a oscar de vagina.

by Solmate 2017 January 20, 2018

Simeon Oscar Washington

The single biggest hipster alive. You would not believe how much of a hipster this guy is.

Bob "I wonder who the biggest hipster alive is?"
Billy "Simeon Oscar Washington"

by Simeonwashingtonthehipster March 15, 2011

oscar mayer whiffer

“meat sniffer”, the private school version of saying “gay”because the good Christian teachers banned it

Kyle’s an Oscar Mayer whiffer!

by Oscarmayerwhiffer June 26, 2019

Oscar Meyer Pleaser

A flaming homosexual that just loves to suck rugged manly cock until it is chafed into what looks like a fully cooked oscar meyer weiner.

Oh jeez, that guy I met last night really sucked me off hardcore, he is such a good little Oscar Meyer Pleaser.

by Thinkie Tankie October 07, 2006

Uglier Than Oscar

adj.
Uglier than the ugliest cute thing, therefore, not cute at all.

(Derived from the famous Pug "Oscar" who, despite being ugly, manages to be cute. He is therefore the ugliest something can be while still being cute.)

"That girl isn't hot, but she's not uglier than Oscar."

"That guy is extremely rich, but he's uglier than Oscar."

by Digo September 18, 2006