Ham Clam

A term referring to a woman's butt and/or butthole.

Bro #1: Hey brah, can I talk to you for a second?
Bro #2: Yeah what's up broski?
Bro #1: I got super hammered last night and my girl made me stick it in her ham clam.
Bro #2: Wicked nice brah. Wicked nice.

by Zant June 17, 2008

clam clonking

When two lesbians engage in the scissor formation while bumping uglies. Sound effects are comparable to clicking your tongue.

"Dude, the other night through my wall I could hear Betsy and Ha'Neesha clam clonking"

by clonker September 09, 2009

Clam Chowda

Semen ejaculated into a vagina

Broad gets "nutted" in. Does not clean it out. Guy#2 goes down on broad. "He be munchin' on da Clam Chowda"

by GRAPE BOMBS 4 LIFE October 28, 2011

magic clam

a woman's vagina that has amazing talents during intercourse

I married her because she has the magic clam.

by radioav8r January 17, 2011

clam ditch

a name for a stinky twat that should never be explored by any man for any reason ever. ever!

that slut has a stinky ass clam ditch. do not munch it!

by vajpac September 21, 2005

The Clam of the Summit

The holy bivalve that resides above us in the sky. The Clam, situated on a high summit, spewed lava and created the world. His mortal enemy is the Squid of the Depths. today, we follow the Clam in hopes that we will one day bask in his holy light upon the summit.

Holy Clam, that's amazing.

Praise the Clam! The Clam of the Summit!

We will join the Clam one day.

by Chris Nelsson August 19, 2008

Clam Pie

Another word for vagina

"Hey, what smells so funny?"

"Oh, Susan must have her legs open. It must be her clam pie."

by Yourewelcomeinadvance January 24, 2015