Suzuki swift

Suzuki Swift - Owners are usually a behemoth,

Barely fitting ito the car they have to turn their neck sideways to sit , and need to overcompensate for the car they drive by making delicious pizzas and bragging about it.

“ Oh wow that Suzuki swift driver is an amazing pizzas chef , how did he get his pizza oven here ? “

by Lachtopuss July 11, 2023

Swift Lick

Punch to the face

Mans gonna get a swift lick

by Swift Lick October 13, 2017

Taylor Swift

The best singer ever. She is mother. She is the music industry. She is her. She is perfection.

Did you know Taylor Swift saved my life?
Of course she did, she’s THE Taylor Swift after all.

by maddiiiii<3 June 23, 2023

Taylor Swift

The queen of music, princess of country songs
Has a lot of records like the only one who has award ''Album of the year'' 3 continuously years of Grammy,...
Mother of cats, the music industry

Hey, Taylor Swift is on SNL show tonight

by little viv joy November 25, 2021

Taylor Swift

THE MUSIC INDUSTRY!!!

Normal person: Taylor swift
Me: THE MF MUSIC INDUSTRY

by natzswifties December 12, 2023

Joe Patrick swift

Has rock hard abs with a ten inch dick gets all the bitches begging him for love

Hoe 1:hey joe can I suck your peen plz Hoe 2:no I want his peen Hoe 3:back off bitch his peen is mine. This is why joe Patrick swift is so hot

by J.. has huge peen October 15, 2019

Phil Swift

A god to all human beings. Creator of flex tape family of products
Shall you disrespect Phil
you shall get sawed in half like the boat that Phil brutally murdered
And any opponents to Phil will get severe brain damage and possession into loving Phil

Phil swift is a god
Phil swift is superior
Phil is better then you

by Phil Swift's bestie September 4, 2022