Super-Straight

Unoriginal attempt at straight people trying to join the LGBTQ+ community.

Person 1: Hey I'm super-straight, I'm open to questions about it as i know it's out of the blue

Person 2: That's not a real thing fuckwadd

by DoTheMario2582 March 06, 2021

Super straight

Super Straight is a sexuality that refers to closeted gay men who specifically have piss kinks.

Jim: Hey Tod.. so what’s your sexuality, i heard you were gay.
Tod: *whispers* shh my mom is over there she doesn’t know i’m gay. I am super straight!!

by AHHHHHSPEEDRUNNINGTHESENUTS March 07, 2021

Super straight

Someone who wont ever be gay, bi or omisexual but would date someone who is gay, bi or omisexual

Isn’t homophonic

Friend: what is your sexuality

You: I’m super straight

Friend: what about your partner

You: oh she’s fine but I glad I can pull her since she’s bi

by Henta¡ protag January 23, 2022

Super straight

With Victor in mind, it means super gay and into men

Victor is super straight! That means he’s into guys

by Ethnius March 15, 2023

super straight

Allegedly, sexually attracted only to cis members of the opposite sex. That is, a "super straight" man will allegedly only be sexually attracted to cis women. However, since such men may be attracted to trans women when they do not know that they are trans, the actual definition is "allegedly heterosexual and lying transphobe."

The "super straight" man thought the chick in The Crying Game was hot, at least for the first few minutes. Then he set his DVR on fire and cried "No homo!"

by lsjhglsjgfslf;ghsoufhsougslf;s December 17, 2022

Super straight

Transphobes that want to be oppressed

Person 1 : hew what’s your sexuality ?
Person 2: oh , I’m super straight—
Person 1: *bonk*

by Just me ,was taken March 21, 2021

Super straight

Transphobes that want trying to not sound transphobic

Person 1 ( aka transphobe ) hey I’m coming out as super straight—
Person 2 ( aka person with common sense ) no.

by Just me ,was taken March 21, 2021