jizz string

1. A male who is considered to be a complete loser.
Wow that guy listens to Chumbawumba... What a jizz string!
by SgtKracka April 01, 2015
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Third string punter

Somebody worthless to a team of any thing
Like cats birds dogs or even John cenas
If you get lucky a team of Cadens
by Shitass69420 May 25, 2019
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Tender Strings

Woody has two boy holes and now he has to wear tender strings.
by The Manisher October 23, 2013
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Stringing

Forcibly ripping out a tampon
Sara cried when her boyfriend was stringing her
by Twurzy July 07, 2018
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Stringing

When you haven't had a ciggarette in a while and you feel crap because you're addicted, you're stringing. Usually you'll do whatever is in your power for that next ciggarette
Mike "you're looking a bit stressed there Dave , you alright mate?"
Dave "nah lad I'm stringing yanno got any baccy on you bro?"
by TheCommunistRooster March 04, 2021
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Chess String

A sexual act where you string every piece of a chess set together like anal beads and slowly slide them into your lover.
For every unique piece you have to make love in a unique position, much like actual chess its VERY time consuming.
"I spent like FIVE HOURS chess stringing this weekend... I am wiped out!"
by LadyFuckwad April 30, 2020
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Worm On A String

A godly being. above everyone on earth, but very considerate. worms are very nice and kind and require headpats every day.

take good care of your worms :)
Person 1: Wow! Is that a Worm On A String?
Person 2: Yes! I love them very much. would you like to give them headpats?
by lavenderberry February 19, 2021
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