Sticky Widget

When you're playing a FPS game i.e. Battlefield 3, and a baddie throws a grenade which lands at your feet - there's nothing you can do but say 'Ah crap' and die.
Nick: How did you die? I was going to spawn on you.

Me: Ah man, I got sticky widgeted, nothing I could do.

Nick: That's how the cookie crumbles.
by Slintank May 28, 2012
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Sticky Penis

Gerald, you have a sticky Penis!!
by Imma Horny Dino August 17, 2008
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sticky beehive

developed by the Russians in WWII, this sexual meneuver has taken many lives. it consists of a beehive and a 9-iron. you must first hit the beehive with the club and proceed to fuck it while the bees are trapped inside. while this is taking place the female must eat out the males ass while he is taking a dump.
man that sticky beehive gave me welts all over my dick.
by justin alvarado October 16, 2008
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Sticky pit

When you're jerking off and shoot your load into your arm pit hair.
Hey Joe, I shot my load all the way into my armpit hair this morning.
by joe September 29, 2004
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Sticky Pickle

When a man ejaculates into a girl's mouth during oral sex and she continues to blow him, invariably covering his penis with fresh spunk.
Dude, I can't clean this off - she gave me a sticky pickle last night!
by Douggernaut & Co. November 15, 2010
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Sticky Buns

When a male fucks a womans buttcheeks as if he were titty fucking them and then skeets on her ass crack henceforth sealing it shut.
Me and my girlfriend baked some sticky buns last night
by skeeto February 23, 2007
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sticky widget

(stik-EE widge-ET, likely American)

Contradiction or intellectual impasse. A corruption of the phrase sticky wicket, describing a tricky situation in the game of cricket. The substitution of widget for wicket suggests a substitution of a more familiar word given most Americans' ignorance of the game.

see also sticking point, widget.
Dick: "I wonder which holds greater cosmic import -- the ontology of giraffes or Polynesian linguistics."

Jane: "What a sticky widget. Let's go get some Burger King."
by ignor July 05, 2005
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