by monkerhostin1 November 20, 2023
Get the pee at the poop store mug.1. A place where you go to buy five things but somehow leave with twenty, none of which you actually needed.
2. A chaotic battlefield riddled with ugly severely obese people buying gazillions of junk food blocking the aisles and cash desks. Carts have a mind of their own, and every checkout line is either way too long or moving at a glacial pace.
3. A black hole of disappointment with often expensive or poor-quality or spoiled/about-to-get-spoiled food (especially fruits or vegetables), which somehow occasionally also includes food with zillion preservatives (!) (i. e. desserts, etc.).
2. A chaotic battlefield riddled with ugly severely obese people buying gazillions of junk food blocking the aisles and cash desks. Carts have a mind of their own, and every checkout line is either way too long or moving at a glacial pace.
3. A black hole of disappointment with often expensive or poor-quality or spoiled/about-to-get-spoiled food (especially fruits or vegetables), which somehow occasionally also includes food with zillion preservatives (!) (i. e. desserts, etc.).
Examples:
A:
Person 1: "I swear, every time I go to the grocery store, the fruit is already halfway to moldy."
Person 2: "Classic. Grocery store trips are just scavenger hunts for disappointment."
B:
Person 1: Today I bought a dessert and when I opened it, it was moldy!
Person 2: Typical stupid groceries...
C:
*person 2 goes shopping*
*returns after over 1 hour*
Person 1: Why it took you so long?
Person 2: Cuz the checkout lines were totally riddled with obese people buying tons of sweets and other junk foods as if it were supplies for 2 months blocking cash desks.
A:
Person 1: "I swear, every time I go to the grocery store, the fruit is already halfway to moldy."
Person 2: "Classic. Grocery store trips are just scavenger hunts for disappointment."
B:
Person 1: Today I bought a dessert and when I opened it, it was moldy!
Person 2: Typical stupid groceries...
C:
*person 2 goes shopping*
*returns after over 1 hour*
Person 1: Why it took you so long?
Person 2: Cuz the checkout lines were totally riddled with obese people buying tons of sweets and other junk foods as if it were supplies for 2 months blocking cash desks.
by Mspaintsucks December 28, 2024
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Me: hey wanna go to the dollar store?
You: no why would you wanna go,
Me: it has everything you need..
You: no it doesn’t..
(Later at the dollar store)
You: IT DOES HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED WTF??
You: no why would you wanna go,
Me: it has everything you need..
You: no it doesn’t..
(Later at the dollar store)
You: IT DOES HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED WTF??
by Gary that rat November 24, 2021
Get the Dollar store mug.a place where stega based dinosaurs buy assorted items such as clothes, food, justin timberlake cds, toys, house essentials, ect. often time the size of 2 european football feilds. stega-stores disapeared with the dinosaurs do to the dinocaust.
stega-store conversation...
stega 1: what do you think looks better on me? this red sun hat or this white beenie?
stega 2: i like the red...oh crap! ass-teriods!
stega 1: what do you think looks better on me? this red sun hat or this white beenie?
stega 2: i like the red...oh crap! ass-teriods!
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