Shakel's Sperm

The fastest sperm in the entire world

"Shakel's sperm is faster than the speed of light!"

by DuckyDuck784 December 9, 2012

sperm poisoning

Slang term for becoming pregnant

Sarah looks like she got sperm poisoning

by Xx Francis Crick Xx June 21, 2016

Sperm bridge

An impressive arch achieved during ejaculation over a partner. Copious amounts of ejactulate is required to make the bridge shape. It must run from pelvis to chest.

Man I shot a sperm bridge over your mum last night.

by Kidda101 December 12, 2013

powerful sperm

a term used for when a guy gets a girl pregnant easily.

Girl 1: Yo you know that girl Sonya? she's pregnant a-gain by Ray.

Girl 2: For real??? how many kids she have?

Girl 1: This is #3 on the way.

Girl 1: Damn her man got some powerful sperm.

by i. rathernotsay September 6, 2011

sperm reciprocal

(noun) A reciprocal for sperm; an opening, commonly an orifice, into which men commonly deposit sperm.

Examples: cunts, colons, mouths

Your mother may not look so tasty now, but at one point your father saw her as a wondrous sperm reciprocal.
Your existence is a testament to this.

Though born with a cleft palate, Anastasia rarely hesitated to offer up her agape mandable as any drifter's sperm reciprocal.

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008

Mobile sperm bank

An individual who is a bit of a whore and addicted to semen often confused with a cum slut. They tend to be used as a sperm receptacle especially in a dogging session

You can see Dion must of walked by, he leaves a trail like a snail from his ass.... It’s because he is a mobile sperm bank... Must be filled to the brim again.. .

by Dirk Rictor2 August 2, 2019

Mobile sperm bank

An individual who really loves semen. Usually used as a cum receptacle in a dogging session. Their methodology is don’t waste a drop..

Hey Dion must of just walked by again, he leaves a trail like a snail out of his ass.. That guy is a mobile sperm bank, think he received too many deposits and is full to the brim...

by Dirk Rictor2 August 2, 2019