i got this "speed-chub"..i can fuck for like 2 minutes at a time but then it starts to go soft..then i gotta like milk that blood back in and go back to fuckin. this bitch be rollin her eyes i'm lovin it.
this is a train to nowhere baby so it's gonna be all night ;)
now bend down further i need to do a line
this is a train to nowhere baby so it's gonna be all night ;)
now bend down further i need to do a line
by bobby swoledick brothers February 07, 2010
by Crackycraker June 03, 2021
When you are fucking a girl so fast you feel like you are in a tornado.The booms of her cheeks imitate the sound of thunder.(only works with straight sex none of that gay shit)
“Want some pizza?”-Mark
“Oh hell yeah, hey did I tell you about last night?”-tony
“Give me some of that shit nigga.”-Jerome
“I fucked my girl so fast that we went thunder speed.”-tony
“I thought you were gay.”-Jerome
“I haven’t even been near a vagina since I came out one and that’s been about 45 years.”-mark
“Oh hell yeah, hey did I tell you about last night?”-tony
“Give me some of that shit nigga.”-Jerome
“I fucked my girl so fast that we went thunder speed.”-tony
“I thought you were gay.”-Jerome
“I haven’t even been near a vagina since I came out one and that’s been about 45 years.”-mark
by ChunkyCheese05 October 06, 2021
by YungThiccBoi April 02, 2019
I was running late for work so I had to do some speed logging before I left. I aint shittin in McDonald's!
by gatorfeeder February 06, 2014
Placing hands either side of someone's head without their knowledge at the last second in order to make them appear to be a moose.
by Whitay December 03, 2010
(NOUN): A summons issued to a coworker or employee when they screw up a task because of task saturation. Or a summons your spouse issues to you for screwing something up even though you are managing a thousand things correctly.
e.g., 1) My boss keeps giving me more sh*t to do just so he can give me a speeding ticket for messing up a task. 2) My wife is always giving me speeding tickets when I screw up and when I give her a speeding ticket, she always figures out how to turn it around and issue the speeding ticket back at me.
by Barely Managing February 13, 2023