Sleeping and take a shit on yourself. You dont realize that you have shit on yourself until the next morning.
Josh passed out from a night of drinking and shat on himself. The next morning, he realized that he had the Sleeping Shits.
by Poo Tootie August 2, 2006
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by Ali. S February 22, 2007
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The mixture of feces and semen that is expelled from the anus of the recipient of anal penetration resulting in orgasm.
May also refer to diarrhea resulting from bowel irritation arising from semen deposited in the rectal cavity during anal penetration resulting in orgasm.
May also refer to diarrhea resulting from bowel irritation arising from semen deposited in the rectal cavity during anal penetration resulting in orgasm.
"I busted a nut inside my wife's ass last night and now she has Oreo Shits this morning."
"He/she/it takes it up the ass so much he must have Oreo Shits all the time."
"He/she/it takes it up the ass so much he must have Oreo Shits all the time."
by FunkPumpkin August 5, 2009
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Commonly used in Australia, especially around idiots.
Commonly used in Australia, especially around idiots.
Dog walker to house guest: I'm sorry, I didn't realise the the afternoon walk was cancelled? Funny, because I came all this way? No biggie. Have a great day and I’m around if you need me.
Dog walker to Dog owner. If you ever cancel the walk at the last minute again I am dropping you as a client. Do you know how many dogs I need to walk each day? How many you have now inconvenienced? Do you think I need to put up with this? You need to take a long hard look at yourself.
House Guest to Dog owner: That dog walker seemed nice. He didn't seem to mind about the last minute cancellation.
Dog owner to house guest: Yeah, nah, he cracked the shits.
Dog walker to Dog owner. If you ever cancel the walk at the last minute again I am dropping you as a client. Do you know how many dogs I need to walk each day? How many you have now inconvenienced? Do you think I need to put up with this? You need to take a long hard look at yourself.
House Guest to Dog owner: That dog walker seemed nice. He didn't seem to mind about the last minute cancellation.
Dog owner to house guest: Yeah, nah, he cracked the shits.
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