One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
My friends were amazed that I survived the human shock absorber years and earned a friggin’ piece of paper. Not even parchment. Yay for me.
by Dr Isaac September 13, 2018
The shock experienced when one re-enters reality immediately after having an orgasm. It's characterized by a lack of sexual desire and a renewed fear of getting caught masturbating/having sex.
I didn't realize my brother was in the room next-door until I had my post-orgasm shock. He must of heard me masturbating.
Me: (slows down penetration)
Sally: Come on!! Harder!!
Me: Sorry I already had my orgasm, so I now lack motivation to keep on going! And plus, the bed is squeaking really loud!
Me: (slows down penetration)
Sally: Come on!! Harder!!
Me: Sorry I already had my orgasm, so I now lack motivation to keep on going! And plus, the bed is squeaking really loud!
by mock94 January 16, 2012
The result of a spending spree or going out with friends (usually involving alcohol) where you use your debit or credit card without regard to the final bill or tab.
The result of a Splurge.
The result of a Splurge.
Friend 1: Hey how was the bar last night?
Friend 2: It got a little out of control, I don't really remember what happened. This morning I check my bank account and when i saw the tab that i paid, I almost fell off my chair.
Friend 1: You are suffering from Online Banking Shock.
Friend 2: It got a little out of control, I don't really remember what happened. This morning I check my bank account and when i saw the tab that i paid, I almost fell off my chair.
Friend 1: You are suffering from Online Banking Shock.
by TMBTenor December 29, 2010
When someone laughs really hard, and then stops. And then shortly after laughs at it again. Also known as a "laughter relapse"
by cheez wiz November 20, 2003
by The shockerrrrrr August 31, 2009
This describes the feeling you get when you get mad at something, then later have no harsh feelings towards it, such as a video game.
"Dude, i was playing Halo 2's single player campaign, i was about to beat the level, when an elite came from behind me and killed me. I was so mad i through my controller out the window. A few hours later, i played the game as though this event never happened, and i was happy. It was like some form of shock and awe.
by Jack Hoff stole my name July 29, 2006
After an amazing night of orgasmic sex you feel repeated waves of orgasm deep in your pelvis that go on for hours without being touched or stimulated. It is quite an amazing phenonenon. If you are one who experiences this....you are a very lucky woman.
by IWFPP February 05, 2010