Sheets

Incredibly unable to function like a standard human being. Typically absolutely wasted but bag increases the tendency. Have u heard of it?

Deg: i’m so fuckin sheets
Looch: mcsheetsterson ferda?
Deg: i’m shit tuned

by Big Chunder September 15, 2023

Empty Sheet Of Paper

Owner of the GameFAQs Samurai Jack message board

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

Shed-sheet

Code name for the accounting documents that reflect a companies plan to reduce costs by cutting headcount / lay-offs. Refers to "shedding" employees. These are usually very guarded documents.

You know that Tony has Shed-sheets saved on the network drive but they are password protected.

by Paul August 23, 2004

Ground sheet

1) a sheet made of water resistant material that can be lain on the ground to keep you dry

2) a military chick, most often in the army, that sleeps around with guys during field excersises

1) I laid my ground sheet down because the grass it was wet.

2) Shit, Sara is such a ground sheet. She fucked just about every guy during that week long ex.

by til880 May 18, 2010

Shit Sheets

Synonymous for toilet paper, but specifically a brand of toilet paper yielding superior quality for the purpose of taking a shit.

Dude! Did you use all the shit sheets AGAIN???

by Captian Dinosaur Wrangler March 22, 2011

do sheet

a phrase, response, or command to someone. ( basically saying "do shit") originated in the CLG

J Breeze: hey Vill "do sheet"

Vill: no facka you, im no doin that

by Money$wag November 15, 2011

karate sheets

tossing and turning, not sleeping but trying to.

after all them toots, i was practicing karate sheets for hours.

by rckem February 13, 2014