sharpen the knives

It is a euphemism for two women scissoring.

Two besties would have their secret hand shake as their fore and middle fingers in a scissoring motions.

I'd really love to sharpen the knives on my girlfriend tonight.

by Sharellian August 2, 2014

Sharpie Houdini

A thot that gets sharpies stuck in her vagina

Yo sharpie Houdini when is that sharpie going to reappear.

by Johnny fuck face November 25, 2017

Sharperroo

If you are familiar with the term "sharp", you are ready for "shaperroo"!

This goes beyond the conventional understanding of an item (body/object/statement) being of clutch standard, with a classic undertone of sarcasm. This would be "the socket" in phrases where "the plug" is be used.

Linda: Hey Sam, i believe i can fly
Sam: Hahaha Sam! Sharperroo!

by Don Papa D! January 22, 2019

Sharpie Ass

When you wipe your ass over and over but the toilet paper keeps coming up shitty, as if you were wiping the tip of a sharpie.

"Sorry I took so long in the shitter bro, I had sharpie ass."

by Bootyboi98 January 6, 2020

sharpen the saw

To make a saw, less blunt.
or
Work smarter, not harder (coined: TM - circa 2020, Brisbane)

Example 1
“Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will firstly ask tm what 'sharpen the saw' means, then i will proceed to spend the first four hours sharpening the saw.”

Example 2
CF: "What have you been up to mate?"
TM: "Not much, just Sharpening the saw"
CF: "True"

by thetruthlaverdad July 2, 2020

pat sharpe

The mullet headed don of childrens entertainment. Father of many illegitimate equally mulleted sons.

Mark, your dad im pat sharpe, you mulleted freak

by Spoon Menace December 18, 2003

cock sharpener

When the vagina circumcises the nig nog log

Oh shit that biatch cut ma nog log nigga, she be like a cock sharpener

by cockmasterv February 18, 2011