Sebastian

A big dumb idiot who consistently passes out while looking at girls

Sebastian was looking at that girl again.

by Anonymous1235785 April 23, 2019

Sebastian

Someone who fucks. Sebastians tend to wheel birds like it’s nobody’s business and are known to absolutely delete blue cans.

Todd: “Dude where did all the Busch lights go?”

Blake: “Ask Sebastian. I’m pretty sure I saw him deleting some lattes like 30 minutes ago.”

by BigBlair55 August 23, 2021

sebastian

a strange guy who seeks enjoyment and pleasure in flexing moncler and his moped

sebastian is an eyrn lover

by honky tractor January 14, 2023

Sebastian

Sebastian also know as Seb is the Thickest Human on the planet.

His unparalleled thickness causes everyone one to stare in awe

Damn Sebastian is looking thick as fuck today

Damn Seb is looking thick as fuck today

by Xeno2670 March 12, 2020

Sebastian

The most caring guy you'll ever meet, he's smart, charming and, kind. He's beautiful inside and especially out. An amazing person overall, anyone is lucky to have him as a friend or especially lover. Never take him for granted or you'll really regret it. Make sure if he's alright because he hides it and always taking care of others instead. He's a literal Angel.

"oh you know a Sebastian? Make sure to cherish him."

by g-v August 14, 2023

sebastian

A rude person who uses every tobacco product he can get his hands on. He likes to get drunk and scream while playing games or insult his friends but no-one really cares

"He told me to shut up when i wasnt even talking."

"typicall Sebastian"

by Nogger med extra Choklad September 25, 2017

.9.Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop.9.

.9.Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop.9.

.9.Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop.9.

by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025