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Secret Agent Sanchez

You do a girl doggie style, and while u're having sex you stick your thumb up your ass. After you get a good amount of poo on your thumb, you pull on the girl's hair til her head is close enough for you to smear poo all over her lips!

Shorten version = A.S.Y (pronounced Ass-Ee)
I totally secret agent sanchez your mom last night!
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Brett Michael Sanchez

Brett Sanchez, A.K.A. "Manchez", "Dirty Manchez", "Dirrrrty Sanchez", "Little Bitch", "Corn Hole Eater"

n. - Punk ass bitch. Enjoys giving poop mustaches. Also enjoys receiving poop mustaches. Takes excessive showers and is overly-obsessed with the game console "xbox-360" and is notorious for ditching his friends to play said game console. Also takes excessive amounts of time to operate motorized vehicles. Essentially drives like an senior asian woman or bitch.
Brett Michael Sanchez likes men.

"Brett, you drive like such a bitch."
"Brett you don't need to take your fucking fifth shower today."
"Brett, suck my cock."
"Brett, you fucking 'nigga-lipped that bitch.'"
by Alex Joseph Lee January 11, 2008
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Slippery Sanchez

Essentially a Dirty Sanchez except instead of normal fecal matter, you use diarrhea to wipe above the lips so it runs down, also giving the person a goatee.
"Dude, I didn't know James had a moustache and a goatee."

"Well that's because we gave him a Slippery Sanchez in his sleep!"
by OMFGitsSquirting! January 30, 2009
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Rick Sanchez

A term used to replace the word shit when speaking. It also makes you seem just as weird as C-137
Man: Hey Man are you feeling ok?
Man 2: Naw man I’m backed up! Imma dip and go take a Rick Sanchez
by shedmanridethesevenseas January 7, 2019
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Vegemite Sanchez

When a man & woman are engaging in filthy anal sex..then the man rubs a thick black smear of vegemite on the girl's upper lip, imitating an authentic mexican mustache.
Dave, Lucky & Itzy gave all their groupees an authentic Australian Vegemite Sanchez at the motel, after the stunt show!
by ..DeNiSe.. October 4, 2007
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Dirty Sanchez

A Term to mock or make fun of New York Jet Quarterback Mark Sanchez... Should be used whenever he has or has been having a bad game or whenever he commits a turnover(Interception, Fumbles etc..)

Note: Can Be Used to Make Fun Of The Jets Also
Sports Announcer: Mark Sanchez Is having a horrible 2nd half

Jet Fan, Dirty Sanchez

Football Fan, Haha Dirty Sanchez
by Tarif 91 January 9, 2011
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Dirty sanchez's retarded cousin

Performing a Dirty Sanchez after taking ecstasy.
I introduced Stacy to Dirty Sanchez's retarded cousin last night.
by siris83 November 16, 2006
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