A girl who pretends to be stupid for attention or makes a big deal and are proud of something that makes them a whore or a slut. Everybody knows someone who is a Sam.
"Oh my god, she's such a Sam."
"I was going to go to that party, but I don't want to hang out with a bunch of Sams."
"Kayla spent an hour talking about how she slept with three different guys last night. She's such a Sam."
"I was going to go to that party, but I don't want to hang out with a bunch of Sams."
"Kayla spent an hour talking about how she slept with three different guys last night. She's such a Sam."
by CallMeAlice November 3, 2012
Get the Sammug. by Thiccsexyboi May 2, 2018
Get the Sammug. A highly attractive male, often spotted sporting army pants, glasses and a ridiculous T-shirt with the stupidest scarf ever attached, who unfortunately claims to remain emotionally unavailable to the utter despair of the entire female population. A self-ascribed playwright who knows absolutely everything about philosophy and politics, at just 18 he will generally have conquered the world.
by Turner4 March 19, 2013
Get the Sammug. Sam doesn’t take showers so smells like shit
by Shmeasy June 13, 2019
Get the Sammug. This is a unisex name so people often say "Wait isn't that a guys name."
Normally very organized however sadly wreckless.
Quite the academic achiever but when it comes to general sense she lacks it.
Although she focuses on her grades she believes that she isn't pretty.
She is very independent and has a stubborn mindset about not being in a relationship.
Normally very organized however sadly wreckless.
Quite the academic achiever but when it comes to general sense she lacks it.
Although she focuses on her grades she believes that she isn't pretty.
She is very independent and has a stubborn mindset about not being in a relationship.
Sam is very smart
by xx_s.tae_xx June 18, 2017
Get the Sammug. A girl who wants to get mentally AND physically fucked by Bob Marley! She hates gravy with the passion of 1000 burning suns. Her closet is probably bigger than Jeffrey stars boyfriend. (Pretty big and beefy) She’s nice on the outside but on the inside she’s the devils best friend NO ecquaintance. Sam will attract boys like bees are attracted to honey, and get attached to dogs with cherry eye like Donald trump is attached to building a wall.
Sam: Bob Marley is zeee shat
Devil: who will we mentally fuck with today
Sam: Jeffrey Stars big and beefy boyfriend!
Devil: who will we mentally fuck with today
Sam: Jeffrey Stars big and beefy boyfriend!
by Ruby loscerman May 1, 2019
Get the Sammug. Mass-Geonocidle Maniac. Usually of Australian or German background. Likes such mechanised equipment as Military Grade weaponry and explosives. Enjoys murder and generally makes jokes about killing and mutilating corpses. Sam's have a tendency to be racist and highly discriminative as well as homicidal.
However, some Sam's do have an attractions to members of the opposite races.
However, some Sam's do have an attractions to members of the opposite races.
by SWAG.SWAG.SWAG.SWAG November 9, 2012
Get the Sammug.