knee sniffer

a really short person; typically a term for a short affectionate partner.

them: can u reach the topshelf thanks
you: shut up knee sniffer

by mcsnigger August 07, 2023

Knee sniffer

A women who will get on her knees for any guy

I heard Aynsley will suck anyone off, she is such a knee sniffer

by Jdbrb June 14, 2023

bird sniffer

A weird person who has a habit of sniffing specific kinds of birds for sexual arousal. These strange people also tend to believe that they can smell color, such as that of the Cardinal or Bluejay. This makes it more likely for the person to be attracted to a certain kind of bird. Bird sniffers are also certified faggots. The end.

Talon: Harley is such a bird sniffer!!

Jules: Wait, who is Harley? I do not own a pet named Harley.

by etrifas May 15, 2022

Leather Sniffer

Someone who aspires to be a police officer or fantasizes about being one and who will go to great lengths to make others think they are an officer despite not actually being one.

"These security guards are a bunch of leather sniffers that will never graduate the academy"

by Berdoky May 07, 2020

Barrel sniffer

Someone who is obsessed with guns.

My God, he's such a barrel sniffer!

by Hackers1970 October 25, 2017

Carpet Sniffer

Someone who pays attention to the absolutest dumbest details in order to accomplish a dumb goal, like being smart or cool.

Noelle: Jeremy is always trying to be smart by pointing out the fact that I wore the same outfit yesterday.
Cricket: I know, right, what a total carpet sniffer.

by Empty_Cup September 27, 2024

Gold sniffer

Gold sniffer: greedy Jewish person with a big nose. (The big nose is for sniffing out the gold)

Player 1: ugh this dude keeps stealing all my money!
Player 2: such a fucking gold sniffer

by eccopulledupinarover June 24, 2022