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Flannel-Sniffer

A vulgar individual who gets gratification from smelling body juices on used bath flannels.
Sally stood up in the bath and turbo flossed her under carriage sending suds into the air .She sat down to rinse off and placed the bath flannel on the side.Much to her shock her husband Pete ran off holding the garment close to his nostrils whilst loudly inhaling."Come back here you dirty old flannel-sniffer" screamed Sally.
by lanny-b September 20, 2023
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Book Sniffer

When some one like to sniff books, often has a large collections of books when there is no reason because we have E-books now. SAVE THE TREES!
Katie and Georgia are book sniffers
by MtnDewBajaBlast November 26, 2021
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life sniffer

A power hungry, fragile female who doesn't want to take responsibility for her actions. Acts like they're being persecuted when Roe v Wade was overturned even though the overturning did not ban abortion itself, and she can still get abortions in New York, California, and there are even red states that aren't completely banning abortions. Has no comeback to Pro-life talking points, uses her gender as a get out of jail free card, and likes to believe that abortion is a male vs female consensus even though 50 percent of men and women are actually pro choice and pro life, respectively. Uses rape as an argument even though they make up less than 1 percent of abortions, as if people would want to rape her fat ass. Maybe it's a weird fetish they keep projecting or something.
life sniffer: muh womens rights! they just overturned roe vs wade wahh! I'm literally going to get tied down and raped like in handmaidens tale wahhhh
normal person: .............what?

male: I thi-
life sniffer: SHUT UP YOUR A MALE

chad pro life woman: I think abortion is inhumane.
life sniffer: SHUT UP I HOPE YOU GET RAPED
chad pro life woman: :/
by averyepicgigachad September 30, 2022
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Ass sniffer

an ass sniffer is a creature by the name of jessie. WELLNESS CHECK!
by kill king October 17, 2022
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bird sniffer

A weird person who has a habit of sniffing specific kinds of birds for sexual arousal. These strange people also tend to believe that they can smell color, such as that of the Cardinal or Bluejay. This makes it more likely for the person to be attracted to a certain kind of bird. Bird sniffers are also certified faggots. The end.
Talon: Harley is such a bird sniffer!!

Jules: Wait, who is Harley? I do not own a pet named Harley.
by etrifas May 14, 2022
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Pocket Sniffer

A term to refer to an animal when Sniffin yo damn pockets! like, get out of there! there ain't no food!!
My dog bella kept thinking there was food in my pockets so I said "BEGONE POCKET SNIFFER"!
by EnvyListed December 23, 2021
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Big Sniffer

The hardest geez in the midlands , owner and founder of the famous village ''Earl Shilton'' , He got the name Big Sniffer

because all of the girls he's pulled on a night out at the lord nelson
'' Shit , hide , its Big Sniffer ''
by Kay edgson March 27, 2022
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