Slab snail

When a girl gets out of the pool and sits on the concrete and her pussy lips leave a imprint on the cement.
Damn... look at those slab snails! So beautiful. I cant wait to get all up in that wet pussy. I gotta have it.
by Jeffrey svidahl December 25, 2023
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War thunder snail

An all knowing God like creature that watches over its children on the game war thunder, it often favors communism.
I have to buy premium today, because the snail is watching.....The war thunder snail.
by War Thunder victim January 31, 2025
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snail smega

Def 1: Slime trail left behind from a snail.

Def 2: The slime that oozes out ur ass when you wake up from a wasted night on the bathroom floor, condom beside you and you have no idea where your at or how you got there. Oh and your a dude.

Or

Def 3: The green goo in the corner of your eye qgen you wake up...
Thanks
WTF why is there snail smega oozing out my ass. And I can't remember shit!
by Crazycookie9121 July 20, 2014
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Snail Trail

Noun snail trailing verb Derived from the slimy residue left from from a snail, ‘snail trail’ is a literal or proverbial trail of a man or men’s recently deposited sperm left by the receptive sexual partner. The term connotes recent sexual intercourse involving a person of any gender taking a man’s cum load in the anus or vagina. The resulting ‘trail’ refers to the inadvertent and public leakage of sperm from the anus or vaginasee creampie.

Usually in the proverbially use, the term denotes promiscuity, while the literal is both evidence of promiscuity and questionable decision making.
Female example- “Since she got married and became someone’s mother, Regina is so quick to chastise people for having sex outside of relationships… but, I was her college roommate. That girl was as loose as they come, *snail trailing* from frat house to frat house letting any dude over 6’1 and car jizz in her. The only things pass her lips for 4 years (and an extra semester) was plan B, bad pizza, Keystone Light, and unwashed frat dick.”

Male example - “ I ran into that big dick jerk who ghosted me in the locker room… before I knew it he was breeding me in the shower stall. I forgot to put on underwear this morning, so now I’m wearing basketball shorts on the subway leaving behind a *snail trail* of his baby gravy and my dignity.“
by IvyJockNYC August 22, 2023
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Mad Snail

The feeling you get when you're stuck walking behind a slow person in the hallway, you're mad, and you're walking as slow as a snail.
damn, I was stuck behind a group of little kids, they made me a mad snail
by HalfPrince January 27, 2017
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MOODY SNAIL

some one who is getting angry over soemthing stupid;a.k.a slow
1."Omg, how come you always get the red marker, i want the red marker, I WANT THE RED MARKER! I WANT THE RED MARKER!."
2."Dude, seriously stop acting like a moody snail."
3."what does a moody snail have anything to do with it? I WANT THE RED MARKER."
4."Snails are slow right?"
5. "Yeah. I don't get it."
6."exactly."
7."Huh?"
by ambie September 08, 2006
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Snailing

When a woman takes her vagina on him/her and drags it from the forehead on to the chin leaving a trail just like snail
Friend : ohh he’s cute I would love to fuck him
Female: girl I’m trying to go snailing all over him
by Jayjjuciy February 05, 2020
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