skleeping

A combination of the words "sleeping" and "skipping," meaning when someone sleeps in and therefore misses a class.

Drunk person 1: "Oh my God, I'm so drunk!"

Drunk person 2: "Yeah me too... I'm totally skleeping tomorrow's 8AM class."

by Joel67 April 14, 2006

The sleeping beauty

When you are at party that is being hosted by som1 you hate. You go to their bedroom and while no1 is looking you take a shit on their bed.

I want to see Steve's reaction when he finds the sleeping beauty on his bed!

by Lilchild July 11, 2011

sleeping dog

like doggy style but the girl lays flat on her stomach and gets stuffed

i fucked her like a sleeping dog

by $JUICY$ January 1, 2006

Sleepified

A word describing the state of feeling tired, exausted, worn out, beat, etc...

"I was feeling sleepified after my hard day at work"

"I woke up today from a bad nights sleep and I was sleepified to no end. Having to wake up next to my boyfriend didn't help any either"

"After some bad sex I felt sleepified, only because that bored me to exaustion"

"After travelling for a long time without rest, I was feeling pretty sleepified"

by Poe-Etic June 6, 2009

Sleeping Bag

A sexual act in which, after sex, the man kills the woman, hollows out her corpse, and sleeps in it. Another word for this is the tauntaun.

I was so wasted, I didn't realise I'd pulled a sleeping bag until I woke up the next morning covered in intestines.

by MrCocoa77 November 19, 2007

chimney sweeping

Anytime a foriegn object is inserted into the rectal cavity

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

sleeping bag

when you go camping with your best buddy and you wake up with your buddy gone and a condom in your butt.

i beat the crap outta tom when he pulled a sleeping bag on me. it was stuck in my ass for so long

by Rahat Ahmed July 15, 2008