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Saturday Shirt

A specific shirt, worn only on Saturday by salespersons. Much like a lucky rabbit's foot, it is supposed to help bring in large sales for its owner.
"Damn, bro! You be representing, with that team sponsored pit jersey!"

"You got it, man. That's my Saturday Shirt!"
by D1g1TaL Gh0sT May 9, 2007
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shame shirt

A shirt that you wipe all your ejaculate onto, you keep it in the deepest darkest corner of your room. Usually has a logo of something that you hate on it.
"Dude I found a shirt that has PETA on it with cum stains all over it? What the hell bro?"
"It's my shame shirt"
by Buck Cross January 31, 2014
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Shirt Tailed

When wiping and you accidentally use the back of your shirt to wipe your ass, leaving a skid mark or a tail. This is usually done when wearing a dress shirt. It is always unintentional

Although I have never personally done this, I do believe it to be theoretically possible and it has likely happened at some point in human existence.
I need to go home, I just shirt tailed myself in the men's room.
by DL & CP for UD November 26, 2014
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superman that shirt

you tell it to a girl so they can rip there shirt off like superman.
or a guy if you really wanted too.
guy - hey girl superman that shirt!
girl - okay, *supermans her shirt*
guy - mmmm nice
by jonathanwtfuxxx February 23, 2010
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Billboard Shirt

n.

A shirt that essentially makes the wearer a human billboard.

These types of shirts have a store's name and/or logo somewhere placed on it, usually across the front chest area.

-Usually nothing special or original about these kinds of shirts.
-Typically overpriced.
-A sign of social status

*Frequently found in elementary schools where if you do not own one, the likelihood of being in the in-crowd significantly decreases.
--Also found frequently in High School, but not so looked upon for social status.

Instead of the store/company paying for advertising, the naive consumer purchases the shirt to advertise for them for the sake of showing off that they are wearing a particular brand.
Spongebob: Mr. Krabs! I want on of those new Krusty Krab shirts!
Mr. Krabs: That will be $30, my dear boy!
Spongebob: *gives Mr. Krab the money* Yay! I can't wait to show off my shirt to all of Bikini Bottom!
Squidward: *mumbles "naive sponge... giving Mr. Krabs free advertising by buying a billboard shirt"*
by AgainstBillboardShirts August 4, 2012
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firetruck this shirt

although presents no meaning to naked ear, analyzed deeply, the underlying meaning of these words are another way of saying "fuck this shit!", which you cannot always say in public, in school or in front of your soon to be step father or employer.
Teacher: So you guys have a surprise quiz today.
Student: Ow you gotta be kiddin me! Firetruck this shirt i'm outta here.
by wrdwiz November 19, 2011
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Plaid shirt

Wearing plaid, as the stereotype goes, is a lesbian identifier . Typically , it is worn by masc/butch lesbians as a plaid shirt .
Baby lesbian : that girl is so cute ! Do you think she’s gay ?

Lesbian 1 : She’s wearing a plaid shirt , ofcourse she is
by The apex predator September 8, 2020
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