sam

ugly girl that likes mason she is so horny for mason. She has a fucked up lip and she is so nasty she is so fat no one likes this ugly hoe

sam ugly hoe

by gaige forrest March 7, 2017

Sam

Sams a gay kid who plays to many videogames and doesnt go outside or take showers

Sam doesn’t take showers so smells like shit

by Shmeasy June 13, 2019

Sam

A girl who pretends to be stupid for attention or makes a big deal and are proud of something that makes them a whore or a slut. Everybody knows someone who is a Sam.

"Oh my god, she's such a Sam."
"I was going to go to that party, but I don't want to hang out with a bunch of Sams."
"Kayla spent an hour talking about how she slept with three different guys last night. She's such a Sam."

by CallMeAlice November 3, 2012

Sam

A 46-year-old man with a 4-ton dick.
And he sells sandwiches to pedophiles.

Hey Sam, Can I get a number 3 with mayo, please?

by FECKULOL August 4, 2019

Sam

This is a unisex name so people often say "Wait isn't that a guys name."

Normally very organized however sadly wreckless.

Quite the academic achiever but when it comes to general sense she lacks it.
Although she focuses on her grades she believes that she isn't pretty.
She is very independent and has a stubborn mindset about not being in a relationship.

Sam is very smart

by xx_s.tae_xx June 18, 2017

Sam

An Arab with soft nipples wo likes to eat dogs and thinks that Jack is thick

Jack: hey Sam
Sam: u thick, let me tap that
Jack:NOOOOO!!!

by Doonie Van October 17, 2020

Sam

Mass-Geonocidle Maniac. Usually of Australian or German background. Likes such mechanised equipment as Military Grade weaponry and explosives. Enjoys murder and generally makes jokes about killing and mutilating corpses. Sam's have a tendency to be racist and highly discriminative as well as homicidal.

However, some Sam's do have an attractions to members of the opposite races.

"Adolf Elizabeth Hitler was a Sam"
"Joseph Stalin was a Sam"
"Chopper Ried was a Sam"

by SWAG.SWAG.SWAG.SWAG November 9, 2012