Similar to a rusty trombone, but masturbational, requiring you to perform with your head entirely up your own ass and an audience of 1 - 2 people.
by Non Urban July 11, 2009
Get the Rusty Humphries mug.An aged but well maintained car, generally from the 1980s, that has been bought cheaply and lovingly restored to its former glory. Rusty Monkeys are typically bought cheaply (for less than £500) and restored to take part in charitable events, races, meetings or just for the fun of it.
Typical and popular Rusty Monkeys include the Audi Quattro, the old-style Ford Escort, the Ford Scorpio, the Trans Am and the original police Panda cars like the Ford Anglia.
by bravebrian November 21, 2010
Get the Rusty Monkey mug.n. When a younger homosexual man is penetrated from both ends (e.g. spitroasted) by two considerably older gentlemen.
"Bruce and Peter sure gave Steve the ol' rusty rainbow Friday night at Cameron's Audrey Hepburn party. I heard they broke the handicapped toilet bar and were snorting crushed viagra off Steve's back!"
by dcdenizen May 8, 2016
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When losing everthing to crack, and having glazed dick-resin on your chest wasn't bottom enough, we gave that whore a Rusty Pelican.
by The Resinators August 31, 2013
Get the Rusty Pelican mug.When you blow a hemorrhoid during a massive, rough shit leaving a reddish, rusty colored stool. Very common at rest areas and truck stops from the long haulers stopping in to grunt it out.
I was droppin’ a rusty at the rest stop today before I got back on the road.
Someone was in there droppin’ a rusty. It sounded painful. All I heard was straining and the words “Damn Roid” then a very wet splash.
Someone was in there droppin’ a rusty. It sounded painful. All I heard was straining and the words “Damn Roid” then a very wet splash.
by Eaton Holgoode May 31, 2018
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Geraldo woke up with a massive pain in
his anal region, and realized why when he saw the Rusty Poncho on the floor.
his anal region, and realized why when he saw the Rusty Poncho on the floor.
by Tom@$$ March 25, 2022
Get the Rusty Poncho mug.When a bidet shoots water up your arsehole and the water trickles back down your cock brown in colour. Just like a rusty tap.
by BeerPenguin November 3, 2017
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