Russian rear end

When driving along in the left lane of a two lane street, most likely Coney Island Avenue in Brooklyn, a pre-owned 5 series BMW cuts you off while a black 2001 Nissan Maxima stays steady to your right. The BMW then suddenly stops short, and because the Maxima is blocking you from swerving into the right lane, you rear end the BMW in front of you, which was all part of their plan. Passengers in the BMW all claim neck and back injuries and collect tens of thousands of dollars from insurance companies, largely in part to testimony from crooked Brighton Beach Orthopedists.

Oren was driving down Coney Island Avenue on his way home to Manhattan Beach. Suddenly, a black BMW cut him off, while a bronze Maxima pulled up to his right. Before he could realize what was going on, the BMW stopped short, causing him to plow into it. The driver and all 4 passengers of the BMW exited the car holding their necks and backs in pain, claiming to be severely injured; except the only injury here was done to Oren, the unsuspecting victim of Russian rear end.

by Mr. Hoboski December 19, 2008

Russian Tug

The act of pulling your genitals in a downward motion to increase the size of your penis, during cold conditions (i.e. that of the russians) before a sexual act is performed.

Mate that "russian tug" made me look like a monster
seventeen girls all gathered round when i pulled the russian

by Francouis Steyn March 5, 2009

Russian Wolf Mask

When a girl is going down on a guy and she looks up at him but he's so hairy she looks like she has a wolf mask on.

I didn't know I was so hairy until Gina looked up at me last night and she was wearing a Russian Wolf Mask

by MaskMaker92 June 1, 2011

russian girls

The hottest type of girl In the whole univerese usually coming from ukraine.

You are like a Russian girls

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by TheRagingMidget March 21, 2017

Russian Piledriver

a standing "69" with the women facing down. Then right before the man blows his load, he sits down. like a pile driver. the end result best case scenario is a very delightfull orgasm and the girl swallowed. Worst case scenario, an unconsious women, with sperm everywhere.

Man, i gave her the russian piledriver last night.

And?

She was pissed.

by german sniper January 9, 2008

Russian skommel

Originating in Woodstock, Cape Town, South Africa, skommel as already defined, means in this case to masturbate and a Russian skommel is therefore a tit-fuck, or tit-wank.

A chick needs big tits to give you a good Russian skommel

by chopwet March 16, 2009

Russian Strangler

Form of male masturbation, where the male puts his arm around the back of his leg and grabs his cock, and 'kicks' with his leg in order to move the arm to jack himself off.

a) Night guys, Im going to get out the family album and have a wank, my arm is a bit sore, so I might go with the Russian Strangler tonight.

b) Oy Sexton, check out this totally sweet new masturbating position I discovered, Im calling it the Russian Strangler

by D'pablo Luvmesexy Hardcastle August 17, 2010