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rumplesilkskin

The soft skin on the end of an uncut penis pulled up as far as it can when flaccid. Resembles the look of a pug/ bulldog face
Tried to get my boyfriend hard. Instead I ended up with a handful of rumplesilkskin
by mlseed December 1, 2016
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Replesia

The onset of sleepiness or drowsiness caused by eating a large meal.
"I can't cope with the after dinner conversation, I have eaten so much and now I'm suffering from replesia"

"Don't expect him to be a bright spark after dinner because he is notoriously replesic"
by PaddyField June 30, 2017
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Rules

These rules are actually dumb and imma do my own thing
by Lowkeyinjailrn May 12, 2018
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rulesson

" He stared in rulesson, as his friend jumped off the cliff."
by Wish_Bone28 May 13, 2018
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Rules Of The Internet

#63 has been reassigned!
#Rule 63: The proposition that it is possible to find genderswapped versions of every fictional character, especially as fan arts on the internet.
Rules Of The Internet: Bowsette applies to rule 63
by 18thAngel September 27, 2018
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Rules of Odds: Section 3

There are hotly debated rules of odds. However by definition section three states that if said loser of odds manages to escape paying the price on two separate occasions, they are therefore granted a free pass.

Section 3 also states that if over one week has passed since the original game of odds, then the loser is also granted a pass.
"Rules of Odds: Section 3 was granted to TJ's game of odds as she managed to evade the odds master on two separate occasions"

"TJ didn't have to shave her head because Rules of Odds: Section 3 was granted"
by Odds Master July 9, 2019
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Rules

Never having been the kind of person to follow other people's rules than your own isnt giving up on following rules.
Rules are meant for the kinds of people who follow them or behave exactly within them. Most people are human, and know when expectations aren't just making lives difficult, they're not human expectations, people are expecting them to be docile, programmable robots awaiting commands, directions, and instructions because that's what the people expecting them to be that way are when they're not posing as somebody like them, one of them, on their side.
by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020
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