read hard

a mentally or physically handicapped person on the censored internet

He wont get that. He is the biggest read hard I have ever seen.

by Sp1cYdRaGoN June 14, 2024

read hard

Mentally handicapped person on the censored internet

What are you doing? You are the biggest read hard I have ever seen.

by Sp1cYdRaGoN June 14, 2024

read-a-book-itis

(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.

Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis

by anonymous_two September 23, 2008

Reading between the lines

When you’re alternative between reading a book and doing lines of cocaine.

Guy 1: “I was reading between the lines yesterday. Nothing goes better than a good book and some top quality cocaine.”
Guy 2: “Heck yeah dude. What were you reading?”
Guy 1:

by FukuyamaRespecter September 04, 2023

Sight reading

When a band performs a piece of music they've seen for the first time and have to listen to each other and adjust on the spot, typically in front of a judge or some form of evaluation.

"Ms. Smith signed a sight reading along with scale test."

by om51406 June 17, 2025

reading the same book

When two or more people are on the same page about something or talking about the same thing

“Are we reading the same book”

by bananajoe August 23, 2020

The Readings

A homeboys referance to homework involing the hood and other homeboy related works.

Do the readings blood!

by Anonymous November 06, 2003