glen powell

there are no words except insanely handsome, funny, and let’s face it there are not enough words to describe a specimen as beautiful as he is

“glen powell is..”

“my husband. bye.”

by roostershangman July 5, 2024

Glen Powell

Glen Powell (noun): Hallie Chlanda’s soulmate.

Where’s Glen Powell? - oh just massaging Hallie’s feet again…

by seamonkee December 20, 2024

Andy Powell

An Andy Powell is an historical anomaly, defining a contemporaneous person who reveres historically inappropriate leaders, enjoys stroking the chins of budgerigars, whilst simultaneously developing lung issues, lusting Porsche 911’s, and an all-round wind-up merchant. Good lad. Likes a beer.

Listen to that wanker, what an Andy Powell!

by Birdman911 December 31, 2024

Dirty Pelle

A person who is far from sexually active and has been single all their life, yet still manages to pull off the act of getting in a healthy long relationship that everyone wish to have at some point in their life.

The worst part is that you can't even hate them for it.

Do you remember my brother? He has pulled off a Dirty Pelle and nobody knows about it.

by TexanCat February 10, 2026

Jude Pellingham

a Fraud who ghosts for 90 minutes just to end up scoring a lucky tap-in in the 96th minute and Madrid fans who only watch goals after the game call him better then Pedri

-did you see how Jude Pellingham ghosted for 95 minutes against Getafe
-No but I did see his 96th minute winner,he clears Pedri

by PedriGoat72 February 10, 2025

The Powell Growl

When you repeat the cycle of shitting and eating it until your belly growls so much you spontaneously combust

I think 9/11 happened because the Powell growl

by TheChodeLicker January 14, 2026

Pulling A Powell

To "whack it" or "pull pud" out of desperation and necessity, often times in what would be widely considered an embarrassing fashion and coated in a stench of relative desperation. Could potentially be the result of repeated female rejection, spurned camping-related advances, and as an adverse byproduct of artificially fabricated 'swag'.

"That guy in the Iron Man tighty-whities is making passionate, ANGRY love to himself..."
"Haha yup, pulling a powell.. we all been there."

by JackDonaghy June 13, 2015