up it puppet

A term used when asking someone to return something borrowed or stollen.

Jon took my seat so I said up it puppet to make him get up so I could sit down

by Scooby-do November 20, 2017

puppet fuck

The art of fucking a puppet. This goes both ways in and out and may result in a relationship. This sort of fuck puts you above a stupid fuck but just below the definition of a cluster fuck.

Danny is a puppet fuck, because she uses her smile to get around things.

by shadowscats November 19, 2014

Puppet master

The one who gets behind the puppet at the show.

He/she (the puppet master) was looking for somebody to get behind.

by Solid Mantis August 22, 2020

house puppet

A stay at home dad, who has to do what their significant other says because they don’t bring in the money.

“Good morning honey. Here’s a list of things to do today while im at work.”
“What am I? Your house puppet?”
“Yes.”

by Steel toe monkey May 1, 2018

Greensboro Puppeteer

• One person lubricates their dominant hand, and proceeds to fist a second person.

• The first person lifts the second person up with their lubricated hand, whilst fisting them.
• The second person will slide down the entire forearm, giving the appearance of a puppet.

"My arm is so sore after the Greensboro Puppeteer I gave you last night."

by ruugard July 4, 2025

Burn puppet

A burn puppet is someone chosen typically based on outward characteristics that usually has engaged in criminal activity which is used by others to dictate their actions and drive them towards their goals while inevitably sacrificing them to the mob and escaping detection to continue on.

The crack head son of a vice president does t have the authority to negotiate the sale of Russian oil through a Ukrainian front company in Kazakhstan to China, he’s just another burn puppet.

by Lizardfish69420 March 2, 2024

knee puppets

when her boobs are so big and saggy, they can be manipulated in a seated position by bouncing them off of her knees perhaps by her knees.

See that bitch sitting over there? I wish she would stop tapping her foot because her knee puppets are flopping around like a fish out of water.

by christpanda August 29, 2011