puddle jumper

1. When you are furiously masturbating in front of your girl friend a little blob of cum jumps out of your cock before the main stream does and splatters on her face or flat tummy!

2. Space craft built in a time before the dinosuars. Called the Volvo of space because it is like one big block.

1. Oh GOD! I'm so horny but no matter how much I wank I can't get off. Just this lil puddle jumper.

2. can I borrow the keys to GateShipOne, I getting a TURKEY SANDWICH 9he he I'm not funny) from Wal-Mart

by SG1pussyfuckerEXTRODINAIRE December 10, 2004

puddy

In reference to someone's rear end that some might consider to have a putty-like shape or consistancy.

Damn, that girl can sure shake her puddy.

by Pseudonym July 16, 2004

puddy

short for the word "pussy" often used to disguised the word while being exclaimed in a public area.

Coach Randall my puddy is better than yours

by doc May 13, 2005

puddle dunked

When a female has a male put his testicles in her mouth, vagina and anus in succession.

That chick was such a slut! I totally puddle dunked her.

by Ayunson June 10, 2007

Puddle Balls

while you are getting head, your partner chokes on your massive dick and gets their mouth juices all over your balls creating puddle balls.

i choked my girlfriend the other day and she gave me puddle balls

by Even Bigger Cat September 24, 2010

muddle puddle poo

a state of being a lifeless puddle of jello like substance that bubbles with blah-ness; can also be used as simple pure silliness

mannnn, i'm tired. *muddle puddle poo*

by drewamoo March 16, 2004

man puddy

A creamy discharge from the end of a penis due to a STD.

My buddy banged this one chick and a week later while he was taking a piss he noticed the man puddy.

by me2kool2003 November 3, 2005