prison jockey

a man that has pationate anal sex with larger men

Damn u prison jockey

by billy bob 17 March 27, 2006

federal pound me in the ass prison

A prison where the daily routine involves much cornholing.

Kenneth Lay should be sent to federal pound me in the ass prison

by cutefuzzysquirrel May 5, 2003

prison straight

A man who is not necessarily gay outside of prison but engages in homosexual acts in prison as the giver (i.e the pitcher) instead of the receiver (i.e. the catcher). Prison straight is a form "justified" homosexuality.

Dude, Tarig is married but he got drunk last night and slipped Dave his hot salame. He's not gay but he's definitely prison straight because he was the pitcher.

by Kramm January 4, 2008

pristine vagine

1. An STD free female sexual organ.
2. The elite class of vaginas.
3. First class vag.
4. A vagina so clean, you could eat off of it.

Example 1:
That girl is so hot, you could raw dog her pristine vagine and not worry about getting the clap.

Example 2:
Matt: "Did you see that picture of Britney Spears cooter?"

Mike: "Yeah. That is so not a pristine vagine."

by Squid and Flounder April 21, 2010

priskillet

A person with drastically long hair. Extremely smart. People often judge her ethnicity based on her skin color but in reality she is ethnic. Green eyes. Very very nice. Cautious of holes in the ground that are often covered by metal. Not a gullible person. Talented in the percussion area.

"Typical priskillet"

by larrydylan November 8, 2018

Prison fag

A British term for a rolled up cigarette either rolled thinly, without a filter or both.
It refers to the fact that prisoners roll like this to save tobbaco.

Person 1: can you roll us a fag mate
Person 2: yeah sure
Person 1: this is basically a prison fag
Person 2: yeah im running out of backy so that's all you will get

by joeink100 May 6, 2019

Tom Priston

a goon, whom prevents development, no further words needs

'Tom Priston, go home' 'no' keith drives.....

by KeithDrivesTheTrain October 15, 2012