Pooter

a scrumdiddleyumyum lil punkin feet tappin bookie bear AKA: Porsche/Pooterbear/Pookie/Bitch/Puter/Foxy/Mami/Cunt

This is my dog Pooter.

by mccpoot October 11, 2023

Porter Back-to-Back Method

So you know how sometimes it's nice to cuddle, but like sometimes you just CANT. So what we found that the best way to operate is sleeping with your s/o back-to-back.

Is it hot? Are you sick and tired of people? Just sleep using the Porter Back-to-Back Method!

by popsicletoothfairy October 30, 2023

The Pooter Shooter

The hand in which you use to finger a chick in the pooter.

Tim popped Becca with the Pooter Shooter last night.

by Timbanged becca December 28, 2007

doodie pooter

a farter that farts with shit.
someone who sharts.

my dog is a doodie pooter.

by katie boo September 11, 2012

Pistachio Poltergeist

A being that eats pistachio's, then proceeds to throw the shell at you.

Peanut Fairy

What the hell was that?
Judging by this pistachio shell, it was the pistachio poltergeist.

by Flynnard January 14, 2016

Getting Portered

The act of being fist fucked without lube and mural consent, while your ears are bleeding from the sounds of concrete being jackhammered.

I'm really Getting Portered by my boss today with all the shit work he has given me.

by Mick 541 May 10, 2018

Fortnite Porter

Porter is dumb and super rude. He is cocky, and doesn't care about the rules. He loves to play Fortnite, and is a complete virgin

Fortnite Porter just got a Victory Royal

by JustTellingYouTheTruth January 9, 2019