Shetland Pony

The smelliest fucking horse on earth.

Damn it Robby! Smells like a damn Shetland Pony in here! Durrp!

by Jornibo January 13, 2009

red pony

Also called a snot rocket, the act of covering one nostril and blowing forcefully on the other to expel flotsam and jetsam from one's sinus cavity, usally in a public place. Named for a character in John Steinbeck's "The Red Pony" with a predilection for said disgusting affectation.

I didn't have any kleenex and didn't see anyone down the street, so I launched a red pony on the sidewalk before hopping on the bus.

by Ben Frey June 11, 2006

Prancing Pony

the act of a guy giving his girl anal sex
and holding her while prancing around as a Pony

OHH Henry that Prancing Pony was terrific

by hoemoe April 4, 2007

mudd pony

When hot blonde chick likes getting it up the ass doggy style from hung black dudes.

Damn doh, that bitch is one freaky mud pony.

by Mark Harmon - ha ha Gus October 25, 2003

Pony Hole

The Inside Part at the beginning of a Girls' Ponytail. When a finger is inserted into this it mimics that of a anus and one can feel as though they are fingering a girl's butthole.

Your Pony Hole is So Tight

by sumdum21 September 1, 2009

Pony Boy

Someone who is a huge pussy who has been bitten on the back by a pony but claims it was a horse to save face and is now consequently afraid of horses and ponies.

Lee: Man, I am so scared of horses because I got bitten on the back by a horse once.
John: No, wait, you told me it was a pony you PUSSY.
Lee: Uh, no, it was a horse, uh I swear!
Jessica: What a pony boy!

by Jessica0596 May 17, 2006

phony pony

A V6 Mustang made to look like a Mustang GT or a Cobra, a Mustang GT made to look like a Cobra!

I tried to go race that Mustang, but it turns out it's just a phony pony.

by Trans Am Cammie January 1, 2007