keg perch

The act of squatting on top of a keg with tap in mouth while flapping your arms, aka wings, and drinking heavily.

On lookers must partake in "caw-ing" while you ingest copius amounts of the adult beverage.

Man: "Did you see Jared Keg Perch it?"
Woman: "Did you see Jared Spiderman me?"
Man: "Touche"

by PTHmatt November 22, 2007

Dirty peachey

The state of accepted how fucked you are by the amount of times you've been told

He finally saw the light and relised he was a dirty peachey

by Peachytree February 10, 2019

One-percenter

The percentile road traffic of entitled, middle-class, able-bodied narcissistic cyclists who manage to corrupt entire political systems.

Is that a cyclomaniac? No! It's a one-percenter, just another prick cycling around claiming the represents the masses when he was born with a silver spoon in every orifice and still claims to be unrepresented.

by witshang February 10, 2022

Extra Cigarette Perception

When two people decide they want a cigarette at the same time.

How did you know I wanted a cigarette too? You must have Extra Cigarette Perception!

by WBB115PSU October 15, 2010

bag of peaches

Super wet vagina

She pulled her pickle from a bag of peaches

by DJ the horse August 5, 2017

Perch

Dick

Oh my god, your such a perch

by Ryan Farnsworth January 23, 2009

Perched

So thirsty.

If only Jakie would get the fuck out of here so I could leave for the grocery store and get some mother fucking juice because oh lawdy I am perched.

by Dock13 April 23, 2015