The Meeseeks Paradox

A very recent form of paradox based on the character from Rick and Morty named Mr. Meeseeks
It uses the theme of the episode to describe a situation in which someone is summoned for a task who then summons another of their kind to help with that task only for the other to summon yet another, ultimately resulting in a slue of unnecessary copies all trying to eliminate one problem. this came from the plot of the episode being that Jerry was having trouble trying to golf and the Mr Meeseeks that was summoned to help tried getting another Meeseeks to help him, which then resulted in another Meeseeks being summoned to help that Meeseeks help the other Meeseeks help Jerry, and so on and so forth.

Chris: You know bullyhunters right?
June: Yeah, why?
Chris: Well what if a bullyhunter kills the bully, but calls another bullyhunter to kill the bullyhunter, and then that bullyhunter feels bullied, so they summon another one
June: Jesus, Chris, stop with The Meeseeks Paradox

by That Scooter kid you hate July 25, 2020

Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese

Lick my toes with cheese balls for a hundoe.

Brad said, "I Want To Eat Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese"

by Urban alien March 9, 2021

Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP)

"Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP)" occurs when a plan intended for a small group of people gets accidentally shared with a cunt, who not only wants to join in but also informs other cunts about this plan. Thereby, ruining the plan completely for the original group of people

I wanted to go on a one-day trip to London with a small group of acquittances, but the "Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP)" and now the entire plan is ruined.

by the_almighty_zet October 21, 2021

Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox

If someone asks you to throw your phone on the roof for no reason and you do throw your phone on the roof you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof-

"Hey, you should throw your phone on the fucking roof for no reason lol"
"isn't that the Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox?"

by MagnusTheReker March 29, 2022

paid group leader

A larp who bought the top of Crypto 2017 bubble and lost a lot of money. So he/she/it opens a paid group that charges people to get in, and recover the losses back.

loomdart: "haha thecryptodog got so rekt he became a paid group leader and started scamming people"

notscav: " inversebrah"

by rektpleb September 7, 2019

Paid It

Accept it as what it is… it is what it is

Girl, she tried to do me…. I paid it .

by Thvtblvckboi December 29, 2021

Ultimate Paradox

getting head from a girl in a movie theatre playing brokeback mountain

Getting head there was an ultimate paradox.

by big daddy 978 November 29, 2006